follows is a scattershot bit of random thoughts, links, and images that
showcase the lunacy that exists in the entertainment world and beyond.
Folks who remember my old missives from the old Steady Leak articles
should find this kind of stuff familiar. Folks seemed to get a kick out
of the first installment, and each Wednesday should fall victim to
another installment. Don’t expect anything deep here but something may
tickle your fancy.


1. Just Jesus.

That is one serious waste of advertising dollars.

What’s next, demanding that they don’t blow up town?

Athens is up in arms about a possible bio terror lab they’re in the running to have built on their soil. I mean, is there any proof at all that bio terror is dangerous?

3. Who teaches the teachers?

We teech letterz!

Here’s an added gift:

4. LOL.

Rolling on Linoleum Floors Eases Depression!
Ripping Off Ladies Faces! – Evil Dead
Roland Orzabel’s Lyrics Force Eternal Damnation
Rolling On Laughing Floor Extremely Drunk

Either that, or the lady who drives this car just got fucked by a German.

5. Tuna Town, Population 1.

Either my ol’ buddy Marty Idoskn’s back in town or this guy totally does skin. A skindoer, as they’re called. I drove behind a skindoer.

6. I’ll have the Select Comfort on Rye.

This was on the bed in my hotel. Instead of a menu, how’s about just getting the fuck out of my way as I get ready to fuck hard.

7. Egyptian? Tennis Fan? Asshole?

All Three.

Success fucked up.

What is this telling us? To succeed you have to live in a giant cylinder? Power Lines = Happiness? There’s no God?

All Three.

9. Um…

It’s bad enough to own a grease trap business. To be undecided about your name, well that’s just faggot.

10. What do you use for bait? Cess?

I like a community that polices itself…

Wait, this is the community fishin’ pond? As I pulled in I saw a tiny aquatic U-Haul leaving the area packed to the gills with the disgruntledest catfish you ever saw.


By the way:

“I smalled under the couch one night!”

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