Dating an actress is harrowing enough, but dating a famous actress? That’s a surefire way to get your heart broken and your brain scrambled. Don’t believe me? Read Arthur Miller’s After the Fall.
Or just visit www.ILoveSarahMarshall.com (linked via JoBlo.com), where you can read the pathetic (and rather spartan) blog of Peter Bretter, a television composer who was dating the beautiful star of the popular prime time forensics drama, Crime Scene. Marshall’s since left the dope for the pompous British pop singer, Aldous Snow, and it appears that Bretter’s resulting emotional tailspin is going to be a matter of public record. It should be quite something to witness once the poor bastard starts updating his blog more regularly.
Judd Apatow and crew seem to have as much fun promoting their movies as they do making them, so I’m expecting this “unofficial” website for Forgetting Sarah Marshall to get decked out with an amusing assortment of angry videos, anguished poetry and numerous shots of Jason Segel’s cock (which seriously logs more screen time than Dame Judi Dench in Shakespeare in Love). The film is scheduled to screen next week at South by Southwest, which means Universal should allow me to post my positive review. How excited you must be.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall opens wide April 18th.