Hope you’re not planning to have any wild, Hallmark-sanctioned sex at midnight Valentine’s Day, because you’ll want to be refreshing the official Indiana Jones website to catch the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer at 12:01AM Friday, February 15.

We’re told that Entertainment Tonight will be teasing the trailer during the show on the 14th, and that it will launch in theatres on the 14th as well. (Which is slightly odd, since the 15th makes more sense.)

We know you wanted this tasty bit ‘o whip crackin’ to make a surprise debut with Cloverfield, but the whip is so much more appropriate for February 14/15, don’t you think?

Can. Not. Wait.

(Thanks to message board member Amphibatron for the image.)