Oh, you thought this was going to be the teaser trailer for Star Trek, didn’t you?


But. With Cloverfield‘s release upon us, the flick’s teaser web site is up and running, which in turn is likely where those who don’t pay for Abrams’ big monster flick will see the Trek teaser trailer sometime next week or shortly thereafter.

If nothing else, think we can take the ‘under construction’ line as confirmation of that leaked teaser report that surfaced earlier? I was actually hoping not. Now if only IESB’s photo gallery of the crew was of them all in some freakin’ uniforms.

Speaking of those photos, who replaced Karl Urban with Robert Urich? I smell a Spenser reboot! Wait a second. Trek -> Urban -> Urich -> Avery Brooks -> Trek.

Holy. Shit.