The following is for entertainment only. I could spew venom like a meathhead ‘toon doing a spit take over the fact that the climax from one of the best recent films has been devalued like the Peso into a tragic and turgid internet meme.

But why? This is almost funny.

I got the following email from my Paramount Vantage rep on Thursday:

SUBJ: Milkshake Friday!

“I DRINK YOUR
MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!”
- Dainel
Plainview, THERE WILL BE BLOOD
 
In honor of 2008’s
fastest-growing catchphrase, we would like to treat you to a milkshake tomorrow
Friday, February 8.  Please let me know a time, location and a flavor
preference for your milkshake delivery.

My reply:

SUBJ: re:Milkshake Friday!

Can I just get a very very long straw so I can drink yours?

And I did. Cheers to Allied for having a sense of humor.

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