At this point I’ve built Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming¬†Pacific Rim¬†up in my mind too much. There’s no way it can live up to my expectations and yet it’s already shown me a jet-powered fist driven into the jugular of a kaiju. So I’m thankful for… that? Something’s not right here. I feel like we were just here talking about this. You and I, just now. No? Are you absolutely positive? Okay then.

Anyways, here’s the latest poster showcasing Russia’s Cherno Alpha, a bot no doubt striving to issue decrees and directives without legislative review. Whoops, looks like his feeble jaeger legs got stuck in the snow. USA! USA! Are you absolutely positive we weren’t just having this conversation?