Woof. Somebody got paid to make that. That monstrosity. Just drink that thing in for a second. That might be the worst poster I’ve ever seen.  Wolverine and ninjas should go together like peanut butter and jelly. Instead, it’s a really crude shop of Jackman superimposed over black and white ninjas, some of who I suspect are used twice on this poster. Howabout a teaser poster where Logan’s claws clash with a ninja blade? It shouldn’t be this difficult, Fox.

The below poster isn’t awful, though it makes it look like the title is actually The Wolverine in 3D. I hate when studios do that. Nobody looks at a poster and asks “But is it in 3D?! Oh, good, it’s indicated right here in the title.” Also included are more images from EW’s profil piece, including images of villainess Viper (Svetlana Khodchenkova) as well as Mariko (Tao Okamoto) who Logan protects from the Yakuza. If the Green M&M ever proves herself worthy to Pinocchio’s Blue Fairy: Viper would be her human form.




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Source: EW & Coming Soon via Collider