Hold your nose. The Wayans Brothers (Keenan Ivory, Marlon and Shawn) have taken their signature brand of idiocy — the spoofish buffonery that spawned four Scary Movie films and over $420 million for Dimension — to Paramount, where they’ll, er, mount a similarly-minded flick in dubious honor of cop movies.

There’s no title, and not even really a pitch beyond "Scary Movie 1-4. $420 Million. Ticketbuyers are idiots. Let’s do it with cops."

That dollar figure is merely domestic, by the way. Add another $390M for foreign, if you will. People everywhere are idiots.

Keenan Ivory Wayans will direct, whatever that means in this particular instance.