So, here’s the thing: I’ve seen Olympus Has Fallen. I also had to sign one of those threatening non-disclosure agreements promising I wouldn’t talk about it until embargo lifted. But it’s admittedly difficult keeping a lid on my [redacted] for the film. Olympus is without a doubt the [redacted] time I’ve had in a theatre in all of 2013. It’s filled with [redacted] and [redacted] and [redacted] performances out of Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart and Morgan Freeman. It completely [redacted] and [redacted] the hell out of me. I [redacted] want to see it again.

Olympus Has Fallen is directed by Training Day helmer Antoine Fuqua and storms theatres on March 22nd, 2013. In the meantime, here’s a red-band clip: