Hey, dad! Great news. Have you heard there’s going to be a 6th entry in the Resident Evil franchise?

Nooooooo! Damn you, Sony!

Our friends at ShockTilYouDrop have the unfortunate task of being the bearers of some bad news: Resident Evil 6 is coming. More specifically, Resident Evil 6 is coming September 12, 2014. New word on whether Paul W.S. Anderson will be directing, but Shock seems under the impression that Milla Jovovich is back as Alice.

The franchise obviously has fans, the last entry grossed $221 million worldwide. From an outsider’s perspective the films seem wildly divergent from the games, though I only have a passing understanding of what’s happening in these films: Umbrella Corp. ruins Earth, ????, profit.