Yes, life would be better if one of this season’s Oscar whores was the story of lolrus*. Actually, Jack Nicholson is looking fat enough to pull off a convincing lolrus. Now imagine Morgan Freeman be stealin’ his bucket…

In reality, The Bucket List is a movie about two terminally ill old men, which is something you would probably never guess from the Smiling Happy People poster below (mustn’t let the people know this film is about characters who are sick). Of course The Bucket List is surely one of those ‘upbeat’ movies about dying of cancer – I wonder if only when faced with death will one or both of these men finally be able to TRULY LIVE?!?!

I wonder if when faced with this movie being junk Rob Reiner will finally be BLACKLISTED?!?!

*May he rest in piece.