have a handful of copies of the DVD of Severance waiting for lucky Chewers out there who have a hankering to obtain a copy of one of the more beloved horror films in recent memory. The premise:

"A team-building weekend in the mountains of Eastern Europe goes horribly wrong for the sales division of the multi-national weapons company Palisade Defence when they become the victims of a group of crazed killers who will stop at nothing to see them dead."

Of course, it ain’t about the premise but rather the execution. I’ve not seen it yet, much to the chagrin of my friends. That said, I will and so must you if you haven’t…

Here’s how to nab your own copy.

I want the most diabolical real-life work related situation you’ve ever had or been a witness to. Sexual harassment, lies, trysts, theft, political correctness, racism, experimentation on dwarves, religious favoritism, warlock removal…. WHATEVER. Make it good and don’t fabricate. Include your mailing address and use the link below. It is simply THAT EASY.