I don’t understand this movie 10,000 BC. How could there be a 10,000 BC when everybody knows the world was created some 6,000 years ago. Goddamn Roland Emmerich – first he brings us pinko global warming propaganda with The Day After Tomorrow and now he’s promoting evolution with 10,000 BC! He’s probably working on a (very short) pro-choice version of Rosemary’s Baby next.

In the meantime, here’s a poster for the film. It has to be a teaser, right? They wouldn’t go with a final one sheet this boring, and it’s too far in advance, so I’m saying it’s a teaser. The one sheet should just be Camilla Belle in a fur bikini – that’ll get my 10 bucks.