So, the big concept
of Hancock,
when it was still called Tonight, He Comes, was that you have
a superhero who, well…can’t come when
he’s with women, lest he kill them with his jizz, better known as su-per
sper-her-herm (Check it). Supposedly, this facet was trimmed
down somewhat along with the length of the title. But now that I’ve caught a
glimpse of the action on the set – and, seriously…you can do dick jokes for
days in an article like this – it looks like it may not be as diminished as we
thought.

At least, that’s
what these candid photos from gossip site, idontlikeyoui – fuck typing all of
that…click
this link
– seem to indicate. Sure, they’re fully-dressed, but she is a
white woman and he is a black man with “forbidden fruit” pinned beneath him. I
mean, helloooo…

No, seriously…this
is Hollywood. So Will Smith probably will not be explicitly tapping the asses
of any white leading women unless it is for comic effect. By the same token,
this could actually be a scene of him telling her to “GET OFF MAH
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

We report, you
decide.