These asshole tigers get into everything. Yesterday I’d planned on cleaning the trunk of my car and I’ll be damned if there wasn’t a huge fucking tiger just hanging out. I don’t know how he got in there, but now I have nowhere to store all of these kids.

What I’m saying is I identify with Pi’s conundrum:

Ang Lee’s Life of Pi hits theatres in 3D on November 21st.
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