You almost have to wonder if the marketing team responsible for this poster read Nick’s 2008 blog and decided to finish the fight once and for all. Just look at Pattinson. From now on, whenever I hear “The Monster Mash,” that’s the face that’ll be singing it in my mind’s eye. It’s the level of awful that makes you feel bad for a multi-millionaire who’s the object of women’s desires the world over.
That’s how awful these posters have become. They actually make you feel bad for Robert Pattinson: