Shoot ‘Em Up is one of those movies that sounds like pure DTV material: the film, from the writer of Double Dragon who also happens to be the director of Monster Man, is about "a mysterious loner who teams up with an unlikely ally to protect a newborn baby from a determined criminal who hunts them throughout the bowels of the city."

But. Since the loner is Clive Owen, the ally Monica Bellucci and the criminal Paul Giamatti, you know you’re going to see this. With those three (Monica Bellucci’s assets and whichever male star you like) it could be Super Mario Brothers Meets Rain Man and you’d see it. Actually, you could probably call it Children of Men 2 without much of a strech.

Latino Review exclusively has the first three teaser character posters. Personally, all testosterone aside, I think the Giamatti image is the best. But I could tell you that the images cause cancer of the duodenum and you’d still click through to see the full size Bellucci image, I’m sure, so just click here and do it.