Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83.


# 82 – Very Bad Things [yes we know it technically isn’t a kill, but…]

Ulysses then suspected that his post-dinner fortune cookie prophesy of "You will be smashed magnificently between vehicles" wasn’t figurative.

Very Bad Things:

Taking time off from annoying audiences in the Home Alone series, Daniel Stern instead appeared in this film that many people find revolting, disturbing and just plain sick, which is why we love it! The scene in question involves Danny and two cars, as our hero decides to get pummeled apart by a pissed off Jeremy Piven. If only this were real life. (S.M.)


TOMORROW: #81 (Hint: Crush Depth.)

* – Reprinted from 2003