Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88.


# 87 – The Onion Field

"Something smells like face hole!"

The Onion Field:

You can count the number of times a movie character gets shot in the lip on one horrifically mutilated claw, but this early James Woods flick is up to the task. While based on a true story (was the real-life sap shot in the smile as well?), the real capper is that the slain is portrayed by none other than Ted "I survived Shelly Long AND Kirstie Alley" Danson. That’s like finding money in an old pair of pants. I’m sure you, like myself, all await the Lip-Shot Ted Danson McFarlane action figure. (N.N.)


TOMORROW: #86 (Hint: One Stride Forward!)

* – Reprinted from 2003