Sam Strange
Sam Strange is the greatest filmmaker to come along since... Sam Strange is the greatest filmmaker ever. And 'ever' is exactly how long that title is going to last. Don't ever doubt it.
Currently, Sam Strange eats and sleeps in America. But Sam Strange can never know what tomorrow will bring. Excluding, of course, more fortune, glory, and best film.
Blogs by this Author
Sam Strange Remembers...HAMLET
- By Sam Strange
- Published 04/2/2009
When the script for Hamlet came across my desk, I couldn't believe my eyes. Never before had dialog, plot, theme, and sexual punning been so masterfully mixed and cooked into something entertaining. I...
Sam Strange Remembers...JUMANJI
- By Sam Strange
- Published 03/13/2009
Honestly, I can't remember what inspired me to make Jumanji, and I'm too lazy to IMBDB it. I'm thinking it must have been based on a dream...a dream about a board game. I have those all the time. Caus...
Sam Strange Remembers...WATCHMEN
- By Sam Strange
- Published 02/23/2009
It looks like word has leaked that we made changes in adapting Watchmen to the big screen. More than anyone, I understand how much this property means to you people. I assure you, I would never do any...
Sam Strange Remembers...JUNIOR
- By Sam Strange
- Published 02/12/2009
Way back in 2008 some guy managed to get himself pregnant, and I had to sue his trash-stashed ass for copyright infringement. I'm the guy who made Junior. If you're a dude who wants to lactate, you ha...
Sam Strange Remembers...CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
- By Sam Strange
- Published 01/31/2009
I hate to name-drop, but I used to be friends with Jesus Christ. Back in the 70's, he often came to my house for breaks from his bum disguise. Once, before we went our separate ways forever (he found ...
Sam Strange Remembers...LOST IN TRANSLATION
- By Sam Strange
- Published 01/23/2009
I'm sure you can see why I was compelled to make a movie like Lost in Translation. I'm an aged celebrity, I hope to have sex with young women, and I've been to Japan. Unfortunately, the film did not t...
Sam Strange Remembers...INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
- By Sam Strange
- Published 01/16/2009
Vampires suck. Literally, figuratively, and slurpily. Speaking Swedish does not exempt you from this rule, film villain. If you're a vampire, get out of my movie cause you're boring the shit out of me...
Sam Strange Remembers...BELOVED
- By Sam Strange
- Published 01/7/2009
There are two things that divide this country like no other: the meaning of freedom and whether or not Oprah is gay. And since I like to kill birds with the least amount of effort possible, I made a q...
Sam Strange Remembers...URBAN COWBOY
- By Sam Strange
- Published 01/1/2009
Stupid people are underrepresented in the movies. Yes, 90% are geared for tard consumption, but more often than not, they feature people of normal intelligence doing stupid shit. With Urban Cowboy my ...
Sam Strange Remembers...HOME ALONE
- By Sam Strange
- Published 12/25/2008
It was such an obvious idea. The fact that it took 1,990 years to come up with it makes me ashamed of my own humanity. You'd think Homer or Shakespeare would have stumbled upon it first, but nope, it ...
