Mother of god, is this a joke? An entire movie about Google starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson? Do you think the chances of a movie bought and paid for (apparently) by one of the most powerful corporations in the world to include their branding will have any sort of teeth whatsoever? It’s like Billy Madison if Billy’s dad was actually the owner of Motel 6. Billy Motel 6. 

I watch this and I get angry. There’s so much four-quadrant mass appeal bullshit happening it makes me want to throw up, arrange said throw up into 16:9 aspect ratio and watch that instead. Directed by Shawn Levy, The Internship tells the story of the time I stopped giving a shit about Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn movies:

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