Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.
Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80.
Enjoy!*
# 79 – Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood
Susan knew that working for Dr. Giggles had its drawbacks.
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood:
While not the most beloved horror film of all time, this Dennis Miller vehicle has no shortage of sublime human and vampire demolishment. Here we see a vampire nurse getting a case of the explodings thanks to a value-sized order of sunlight. There’s something truly special about the woman form. The way it looks without clothes, the way a simple curve or shape can set us wild. The small of a back, the tendons on a forearm, the way their hair looks at dusk. WHEN THEIR FUCKING TORSO EXPLODES AROUND THE ROOM! Stuff like that. (N.N.)
While not the most beloved horror film of all time, this Dennis Miller vehicle has no shortage of sublime human and vampire demolishment. Here we see a vampire nurse getting a case of the explodings thanks to a value-sized order of sunlight. There’s something truly special about the woman form. The way it looks without clothes, the way a simple curve or shape can set us wild. The small of a back, the tendons on a forearm, the way their hair looks at dusk. WHEN THEIR FUCKING TORSO EXPLODES AROUND THE ROOM! Stuff like that. (N.N.)
FUNNY!
TOMORROW: #78 (Hint: Overdose.)
* – Reprinted from 2003