It’s Time We Talked About ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
We’ve put it off long enough.
We’ve put it off long enough.
Plus, something Twilight this way comes…
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, except when they’re making darling little movies.
Twilight of the Damned!
BONUS: A studio exec says something fucking dumb!
Here’s another entry about the films that paved the way.
Dust off your shelf and make way for Oscar, Mr. Condon.
In France they call it the Battle Royale with cheese.
Sebastian wants to suck your blood. And your free time.
The unintentionally hilarious B-movie masterpiece of 2011 is here. Tim recommends you not flush before taking a good, long look.