MCP REVIEW: HOW TO SURVIVE
Wreak middling DIY havoc on zambies on The Island That Evian Forgot.
Wreak middling DIY havoc on zambies on The Island That Evian Forgot.
Good enough that you’ll begrudgingly buy Hatchet II just to fill the hole in your collection.
Michael roasts some marshmallows around the campfire with Jason Alexander, Fisher Stevens, The Weinstein Brothers and a deformed, psychotic gardener for some summertime slasher movie kicks!
Seventy-seven minutes of “WHAT IN HOLY HELL AM I WATCHING?!”
Tim and Chris want to give you two free tickets.
Michael gets an altitude high from this 80’s Heavy Metal Horror/Backwoods Slasher classic from Sweden!
Michael proves that rock ‘n’ roll will never die. In fact, it will actually kill YOU!
Michael keeps monster week rampaging forward with a killer/rapist-Bigfoot on the loose! Holy shit!
Michael is consumed by pure evil and is addicted to THE POWER! No, he hasn’t become a Republican. It’s a horror movie.
Michael bangs his head with the living dead.