October 9, 2012

MCP REVIEW: DISHONORED

The honorable Justin Clark's review.
June 8, 2012

MCP REVIEW: MAX PAYNE 3

The link to Justin's review glowed green and expectant on the site like the Toxic Avenger's wang. The poor helpless reader clicked it and knew there was no going back.....
June 4, 2012

MCP: MICROSOFT’S E3 CONFERENCE LIVEBLOG

"Now: The Kinect Sensor scans for pubes before allowing you on XBox Live." *MASSIVE APPLAUSE, OPEN WEEPING*
January 30, 2012

MCP: NEW ALIENS:COLONIAL MARINES TRAILER COMES OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS

The long-delayed shooter finally gets some new footage.