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RETRO TEN GRABS: BOTTLE ROCKET

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RETRO TEN GRABS: BOTTLE ROCKET

Classic CHUD!

TEN GRABS: BOTTLE ROCKET

1-3-03
By Nick Nunziata

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STUDIO: Columbia/Tri-Star
MSRP:
$19.99
RATED: R
RUNNING TIME: 92 minutes
SPECIAL FEATURES:
• Nils Lofgren

 


Yeah, my Prom photo’s not like most people’s, but it looks really nice on the mantle next to my Homecoming picture of me and my date, Vietnam.


Is Owen becoming the 3,485th member of The Nation’s Punched™ or the 32,909th inductee into The Squadron of the Police Pumped®? You decide.


“My mom always said never to talk to strangers who are puppeteering a hollowed-out Suzy Maxwell at the playground.”


All was fine on the set of Signs until the members of Max Fischer’s Assassination Club showed up and blasted little Kieran Culkin to fragments.


“Speak up, I can barely hear you. What was it you said about the secret whereabouts of D.B. Sweeney and Noah Hathaway?”


From the police sketch artist’s work, they were able to apprehend the fugitive known to his victims as Handless Club-Footed Nondescript James.


Owen does his best impersonation of James Dean with a shattered nose.


Among his many gifts (including screenwriting, acting, and fireproofing the home), Owen Wilson’s greatest skill was discovering the true names of mannquins. Here he identifies Rebecca, Pierre, and the aptly named Orange Mallgazer.


“Luke, Wes, Owen… you guys go ahead and get rich and famous. I’ll wait here.”.


From his perch on high, Leonard could only watch in horror as his loved ones were slowly devoured by the rabid and extremely dangerous Sally Kellerman.


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