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RETRO TEN GRABS: BATMAN/SUPERMAN MOVIE, THE

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April 2, 2002
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June 9, 2002

RETRO TEN GRABS: BATMAN/SUPERMAN MOVIE, THE

Classic CHUD!

TEN
GRABS: THE BATMAN/SUPERMAN MOVIE

5-15-02
By Nick Nunziata

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STUDIO:
Warner Brothers

MSRP:
$19.99
RATED:
NR

RUNNING
TIME:
60 minutes
SPECIAL FEATURES:

• “The Joker’s Challenge” game
• Conversation with producer Bruce Timm
• Original music montage
• How to draw Batman



“You know Bats, I’d never
had opposed you for so long had I known you
were such a tender lover.”


“Yes, please come in. I
was just getting into screwing position, would
you care to join me?”


“Hurry, Schumacher’s coming!”


“My name is Superman and
I am a victim of Bitch Tits.”


His own franchise obliterated,
Popeye was forced to take jobs in the direct-to-animation
porn flick Karl: The Stud Whose Face Looked
like it was Beaten with Mindhammers
.


“Thank you for coming Superman.
I knew only a man of your talent could help
me locate my nomadic nipples.”


The customary “Superman
performs Heartbreak Hotel” scene.


“Look at this rack, can
you believe I share an evolutionary bond with
Margot Kidder? I don’t even HAVE a woodpile!”


“Funny, Batman told me this
Mad Pisser character would be easy to find.”


“Can you please tell me
why you kept calling me Alfred during sex last
night?”