And that’s why I never want to be a father! Well, that and the fact that all my video game and hobby money will go to buy diapers and college educations.

I just saw Saw again as it was on Sci-Fi, and ignoring everything else, that really has got to be the worst car chase scene I’ve ever seen. Or saw (see what I did there?). Truly truly hilariously awful. A fog machine and a shaky-cam does not a car chase make. Though it’s a good start if you want to make a movie called The Fog, or even The Mist. Too bad I didn’t write this two weeks ago, it would have tied in with that comic rather well. What is this, Amateur Hour?