I don’t much like getting into the dark corners of the internet where we wallow in descriptions of teaser trailers, but if I was low enough to do it for Indy IV, might as well sink down a couple levels and follow through with McTerminator.

AICN got a runtown of the T4 tease being shown to focus groups, which is rumored to be attached to The Dark Knight as well. There was skepticism about the report at first, but the scoop’s authenticity has since been confirmed.

You can read the whole thing at AICN, but here’s the good stuff:

Massive drums blare the beginning of the theme (again) but this time much louder, more pumped up, as we get a metallic silver T that morphs into a 4.

We then get the big money shot of the trailer. Its Bale on a motorcycle with some girl on the back.

They speed through a door of what looks like a warehouse toward us. As soon as they pass the screen, a huge terminator on wheels, a lot like the one they battle in the first one, smashes through the wall, chasing them.

I hate that those few sentences sound vaguely good to me. I didn’t think anything outside of Stan Winston’s work could get me even vaguely interested in this movie, but I almost got life signs off this description.