I’m not all the way against this remake. There’s a chance it could tackle some contemporary satire different from the original (and there is trace evidence of that in this trailer), that the action could be coherent and decent, and that the very fun cast will bring enough personality to keep this from being another bland reboot.

Still, the only thing that really, truly bothers me is that even this modern suit clearly looks better in gray.

Do the chewers out there have open minds and open hearts for this remake of a sacrosanct original (if not a sacrosanct franchise)?