Deadline Hollywood is reporting that Megan Fox’s character has been written out of Transformers 3, which is hilarious as it makes you try to imagine anything being written in to these movies.

The site says that the movie will find a new love interest for Sam Witwicky, and that casting for the new character will begin immediately. Deadline thinks Fox has been dumped because of her loud comments about Michael Bay during the Jennifer’s Body period, where she called him Hitler. Obviously calling him Pol Pot would have rumpled fewer feathers.

Also not appearing in Transformers 3: the horrible racist twin robots. Bay has said that they won’t be returning; we will learn that one has been killed in a drive-by while the other is serving hard time for selling highly stepped on vials of Energon.