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Like the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull run time debate, this is a huge non-story, so here’s an extra dash of gossip: Dealine Hollywood Daily’s Nikki Finke is reporting that Marvel has won the war over the final cut of The Incredible Hulk. This means, of course, that you’ll be getting a “faster, leaner” movie rather than a “longer, more detailed” one. When it comes to summer movies, I prefer faster and leaner. Reminds me of my grandmother.

Empire has more Hulk goodies over at their site, so pay those good folks a visit. By the way, that cover will be 3-D if you buy a hard copy.