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JESSICA SIMPSON GETS A JOB

After putting her acting abilities on full display in The Dukes of Hazzard, and by “acting abilities” I mean “miraculous rack”, pop tart Jessica Simpson is swiftly ditching her cheek-revealing shorts and filling her schedule with other movie roles. Next she’ll aptly play the object of desire in the upcoming comedy Employee of the Month. … Continue reading

TUCKER RUSHES BACK FOR ANOTHER HOUR

It’s important to keep in mind that Brett Ratner is directing X-Men 3 because of Chris Tucker. If Tucker had just come back for Rush Hour 3 earlier when he was supposed to, Ratner would never have had the time to try to introduce mutant hookers to the film franchise. But now Tucker is back … Continue reading

WEINSTEINS WANT DEAD OR ALIVE

As the heaving polygonal breasts of Tecmo’s Dead or Alive series prepare to jiggle onto Microsoft’s new Xbox 360 console, Dimension has grabbed North American distribution for the flick based on the most wankable combat videogame franchise. The Weinsteins took genre-focused Dimension (and some pens) when they packed up and left Disney to form the … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.21.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORT

Rank Title WeekendGross CumulativeGross Weeks in Release 1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire $101,400,000 $101,400,000 1 2 Walk the Line $22,400,000 $22,400,000 1 3 Chicken Little $14,700,000 $99,100,000 3 4 Derailed $6,500,000 $21,800,000 2 5 Zathura $5,100,000 $20,200,000 2 6 Jarhead $4,800,000 $54,300,000 3 7 Get Rich or Die Tryin’ $4,300,000 $24,500,000 2 … Continue reading

INTERVIEW: CHRIS COLUMBUS (RENT)

This Thanksgiving, the big family movie is a musical about AIDS, homosexuals, cross dressers and heroin addicts. The Broadway smash Rent is finally getting to theaters after a decade in development, including a time when Spike Lee was going to direct. Chris Columbus is who ended up in the director’s chair, though – the same … Continue reading

INTERVIEW: ROBERT BAER (SYRIANA)

Interviewing celebrities is cool. It’s fun to sit next to George Clooney or Matt Damon as they discuss their new film, Syriana (and look for what they had to say later this week). But for me that’s becoming old hat – I’ve interviewed plenty of actors and filmmakers. What the Syriana junket offered that was … Continue reading

INTERVIEW: ROBERT BAER (SYRIANA)

Interviewing celebrities is cool. It’s fun to sit next to George Clooney or Matt Damon as they discuss their new film, Syriana (and look for what they had to say later this week). But for me that’s becoming old hat – I’ve interviewed plenty of actors and filmmakers. What the Syriana junket offered that was … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 11.18.05

Every single day of the week (almost), a new Graboid appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be as obscure as obscure gets.  So read the news, read the … Continue reading