At this point in my career I have had many uncomfortable celebrity moments, but perhaps none so uncomfortable as a bathroom encounter with John Gulager at the Slither premiere afterparty. Even though I was a raving drunk lunatic whose aim may have been off, Gulager was quite nice to me, and expressed nothing but hope … Continue reading
***WARNING*** Good day. Since so much of our site’s content is lost in other designs, hampered by ad code messing with the pages, or surrounded by gas and low on evil, I’m going to start reprinting them for new eyes. You’ll see classic Smilin’ Jack Ruby, stuff from me when I was relevant, early Devin, … Continue reading
***WARNING*** Good day. Since so much of our site’s content is lost in other designs, hampered by ad code messing with the pages, or surrounded by gas and low on evil, I’m going to start reprinting them for new eyes. You’ll see classic Smilin’ Jack Ruby, stuff from me when I was relevant, early Devin, … Continue reading
Publisher:Viking Adult Pages: 400 Author Website: WWW.THURSDAYNEXT.COM Buy it!: Amazon.com: The Fourth Bear: A Nursery Crime: Books: Jasper Fforde I love it when dumb but crazy ideas work. The Fourth Bear by Jasper Fforde is a big step-up and down from the first book, The Big Over Easy, in the series last year. It was … Continue reading
Good Day, Nick here. Since the late 90’s (except for 2005, which was my "dark year at CHUD.com") we’ve done a CHUD Babe Draft. It used to be a little creepier back in the day, a concept of an island populated by Chewers complete with each of these handpicked "harems" of the best and brightest … Continue reading
For Crypto-O-Gram #3 I have created a different kind of puzzle that I call “Sliders.” To solve this puzzle create an Excel table of 10 rows and 10 columns (“J”). Highlight column #5 (“E”). For each row I’ve thought of a one-word film title. For each film I’ve come up with a two-word clue. I’ve … Continue reading
Once in a while there’s a concept so exceptional that everyone wants to incorporate it into a feature film, so you’ll see Deep Impact vs. Armageddon, or Volcano vs. Dante’s Peak. Needless to say, nobody wins. But at this particular moment in time, everybody loves Dick. No, not the collective penis, which no doubt has … Continue reading
I like to believe regular CHUD readers are reasonably smart — astute enough to have found our site, and masochistic enough to keep returning. We’ve been running the Daily Graboid for nearly a year now to test your movie knowledge, but how about straining that noggin? The CHUD Thinker is a puzzle, rebus, pictogram, visual … Continue reading
I have always been drawn to stories that are bound to keep me awake at night. While most of my friends were dredging off to tee-ball practice or increasing their merit badge numbers with the practical adventures of advanced cedar whittling, I was digesting tales like The Hook and Taily-po as fast as I could … Continue reading
Do you spite common sense and enjoy junky direct-to-video action flicks, but secretly wish they played in theaters? Then The Marine looks like the answer to your prayers! WWE superstar John Cena has left behind the world of sweaty soap operas and homoerotic faux-violence for this rather ridiculous-looking bullet-riddled endeavor, in which he portrays an … Continue reading