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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…
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“What a fucking retarded film.”
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Thank you, Dr. Miller.
By Nick Nunziata ·
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If your life happens to change while you’re watching it.
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New report says film is actually a sequel!
By Travis Newton ·
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It ain’t much, but it still sounds good.
By Miles Lemaire ·
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You read that right!
By Miles Lemaire ·
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The unauthorized sequel, that is.
By Miles Lemaire ·
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“You got me.”
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The bizarre connection between zombies and apes revealed at last!
By Travis Newton ·
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Like you needed an excuse to watch Alien.