Editorial

CONTEST: RICHARD PRYOR DVDS!

Chances are your warped little mind grew up around Richard Pryor. The man was responsible for many guffaws around my house in movies and on records, and now it’s time to win the Richard Pryor 4-Movie Collection, courtesy of your good friends you love to loathe at CHUD. Included in the package are Brewster’s Millions, … Continue reading

CHUDSTORIES: TWO MINUTES

(From the Lumiere stories) And there I stand. Hands in pockets, hat tipped down, my breath steaming in front of me. The wind wipes across my neck and I flip the collar of my coat up to keep the tongue of winter from lapping at me some more. I don’t know why I keep coming … Continue reading

DEL TORO’S NEW MONSTERS

Let’s see… a big red cigar-chomping demon, open-faced bloodsuckers, murderous man-sized insects, various Lovecraftian beasts, whatever that freaky shit is in Pan’s Labyrinth… no doubt about it, happy horror helmer Guillermo del Toro digs his creatures. So his latest project Killing on Carnival Row sounds like his own personal paradise. According to the official synopsis, … Continue reading

THOR’S COMIC COLUMN

Think You Have What It Takes to Be a Warrior-Scribe? Well, Cry Havoc and Let Slip Those Reviews! It’s on. The Second “Thor’s Comic Column” Write-on is underway! One week left. So head over to the message boards RIGHT HERE for the brass tacks, and good luck! A Bittersweet Finale – Fantastic Four/Iron Man: Big … Continue reading

11 COLONELS ATTACK!

We’re making a movie. It isn’t Big Dick’s and it isn’t MEG, obviously. Big Dick’s is sleeping for a wake-up date some other time and MEG isn’t really something I could make locally. Expect an update on that flick in the near future though. 11 Colonels ATTACK! is a really silly and messed-up comedy which … Continue reading