Schwartzblog archives Our cold open this week is a spin on the “body disposal” sequence we’ve seen in many a crime movie/show over the years, including this one. But rather than a graphic dismembering of the kid’s body, we get a somber, methodical dismantling of his dirtbike. I’m not sure why exactly the went this … Continue reading
Creative and well-crafted
So here we are , entry one in a very long series. We start with not only one of my favorite Carry On films but the film that made me realise I was straight, but we will get to that later, let us start with a little background. This was the 24th Carry On film … Continue reading
Schwartzblog archives This week’s cold open is short and simple, as we are introduced to a kid taking the dirt bike out tarantula hunting, which is one of those activities that sounds absolutely filthy until you realize it’s literal. This would be obtuse or confusing on another show, but I’ve been conditioned at this point … Continue reading
Film novices need not apply
The teeth need sharpening
Schwartzblog archives Adios, Pontiac Aztek. You were one of television’s great punching bags for the last few years, and you will be missed. I have to imagine your new owner will treat you kinder than the last one, though. I’m even starting to suspect he may have been harboring some passive-aggression toward what you represented … Continue reading
Intricate, intimate, and epic
As in “STOP! Don’t see this movie!”
Quirky and romantic