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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

By Tim Kelly · 12.06.2012 · 5 comments

Tim sits on a lightsaber. Dies.

Michael celebrates the holiday by teaming up with Chuck Norris to defeat an army of terroists that are trying to fuck up our nation’s Christmas!

Now Star Trek Into Watch It!

By Tim Kelly · 12.05.2012 · 3 comments

Jesus wept.

By Tim Kelly · 12.05.2012 · 3 comments

That is all.

By Tim Kelly · 12.05.2012 · 1 comment

He’s gonna win.

Michael thinks this week’s movie S.U.C.K.S.

By Tim Kelly · 12.05.2012 · 1 comment

The awful and the absurd unite once again (for a great cause).

By Renn Brown · 12.05.2012 · 2 comments

As the film expands overseas, we get a date for the stateside Blu release.

By Renn Brown · 12.05.2012 · 6 comments

The shit-storm is on the horizons folks…