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JEAN-CLAUDE META DAMME

I cannot vouch for the veracity of this scoop, and honestly I don’t care to. The concept here is so good that I just hope that even if this is a fake story it sparks someone’s imagination and this film gets made. Our mysterious scooper, who is only know as Le Soprano, sends us this: … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE HARD CANDY CLIP

Hard Candy opens this weekend, and I think it lives up to much of the buzz as far as being one hell of a psychological thriller. It’s the kind of movie that can make you exhausted because your muscles were tensed up the whole running time. Earlier this week we ran my interview with director … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.13.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

TOMORROW ON G4: ME AND MEG

I know it’s been a million years since an official update on MEG, but even though so much has happened there’s nothing tangible to report. The script has come a long way, Jan has done a ton of amazing animatics and storyboards and concept art, but we’re not exactly sure when it’ll come out or … Continue reading

HOT FUZZ GOES ROGUE

Outstanding news! The Shaun of the Dead guys just started filming their follow-up Hot Fuzz, but they’ve already got their domestic distribution sorted. And who better than the folks who handled Shaun? Yep, Rogue Pictures (the genre arm of Focus Features, itself a subsection of Universal) will bring the Brit flick to the US as … Continue reading

MORE TENTACLES!

Take a moment and think of all the movies that could be improved by the inclusion of tentacles. Hell, I’d even tolerate another Big Momma’s House sequel if it featured random victims being invaded by slimy hidden appendages (I mean, these people are already in a Martin Lawrence fat-suit movie, so any further humiliation seems … Continue reading

SHOOTER GETS A SHOT

It’s not that I’m particularly apathetic, but my only real emotional response to the end of Brokeback Mountain was “Damn, his daughter is seriously cute”. We’ll be seeing more of adorable actress Kate Mara soon — having survived the Urban Legends “franchise”, she makes the move to more ballistic fare with Shooter, Paramount’s adaptation of … Continue reading

DAILY GRABOID 4.12.06

What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading

SINGLETON’S TENDER TOUCH

While we await his takes on Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse and Marvel’s retro puncher Luke Cage, John Singleton is keeping busy behind the scenes on other projects. Singleton is producing a drama called Illegal Tender, which I could swear I accidentally picked up and looked at when I accidentally ventured behind that curtain at the video store. … Continue reading

JOINING THE RANKS OF RAMBO

Looks like it’s getting a little crowded in Rambo’s neighborhood, and he can’t be too happy about that. I mean, after all that time in the barren desert wastes helping the Mujahideen in the third movie, he’d probably just like some peace and quiet to kill things in the wilderness with his giant survival knife. But … Continue reading