Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

ROBOT ROLL CALL: UPDATED

Skip the end of this for the list of Transformers that will be appearing in the movie! You have to give Paramount some credit for knowing how to tease their Transformers coverage out – they’re doing a live webcast tomorrow where the film’s writers will reveal the most shocking secret of all… The names of … Continue reading

TUMNUS THE KILLER

Universal is making a big-budget action flick based on the comic series Wanted, and who better to lead the cast as a superpowered assassin than… um, the guy who played the forest-dwelling goat-man in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe? James McAvoy ditches his horns and hooves for twin pistols in the adaptation of … Continue reading

GOLDEN COMPASSFINGER

Don’t believe the IMDB! This lesson has been reiterated today with a new casting announcement for The Golden Compass, the first book in Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy – while the IMDB and much of the internet has been saying that Paul Bettany would be playing Lord Asriel, it’s been revealed that the role … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE BEERFEST PICTURES!

Right now in my office I have a six pack of Beerfest beer. From what I understand the Broken Lizard boys brewed this up themselves; I have one on the shelf for posterity and the rest will be going home, first to my refrigerator and then to my belly. Beerfest, the Broken Lizard peon to … Continue reading

GOIN’ POLISH #1

Polish movie posters are the best thing since the Earth was built by aliens and left cooking in the sun long enough so people thought they were civilized and followed the rules of a God. Let’s just say this… if there is a God, chances are good that he made his daily wage designing polish … Continue reading

HULK SMASH… OUT OF PRISON?

While doing a phone interview with New York City morning DJs Scott and Todd, Prison Break star Dominick Purcell (also known as Blade: Trinity‘s awful Drake) was asked if it was true that he would be playing Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk, the sequel/reimagining to Ang Lee’s Hulk. “Uuuuhhhhhhmmmmm,” Purcell said. Take that as … Continue reading