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SQUINTING THROUGH THE SUNSHINE

This editorial contains complete and total spoilers for Little Miss Sunshine. The Little Miss Sunshine parade has begun. Today it was nominated for a number of Independent Spirit Awards, including Best Feature and Best First Screenplay. In the next couple of weeks you’ll see more of this – the film will end up on many, … Continue reading

SUPERER TROOPERERS

I wish I could have used Super Troopers: Troop Harder, but Kevin Smith ruined it for all of us… To say that I love the Broken Lizard boys is an understatement. I fuck the Broken Lizard boys. Not literally, but my loving for the Broken Lizard flicks is so tender that a viewing never fails … Continue reading

CURSE OF THE CELLULAR RINGTONE

Last night I was at Lincoln Center’s Alice Tully Hall for the New York premiere of Curse of the Golden Flower, the latest film from Zhang Yimou. There was a little red carpet with flashbulb-popping paparazzi, and Yimou and his star, Gong Li, both spoke before the film began. Alice Tully Hall is pretty big, … Continue reading

EVERYONE IN WATCHMEN TO HAVE HUGE TITS

I am hesitant to report too much Watchmen news. I’ve been down this road before, and it all ended in tears. Paul Greengrass was very, very far along with his version of Watchmen when the plug got pulled, and until filming on Zack Snyder’s version starts I’m not getting to comfortable. But Snyder et al … Continue reading

WEEKLY TRAILER ROUND UP!

Howdy folks! Welcome to the brand-new, weekly trailer round up! Each week, I’ll be bringing you the new trailers that were released, and let you know a little bit about them. Some of the posters for the films may be missing, as they have not be released yet! EVAN ALMIGHTYStarring: Steve Carrell, Morgan Freeman, Trailer: … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE: THE HOST RED BAND TRAILER!

When you go to the movies and see trailers, they’re usually “green band” – ie, they’ve been approved for all audiences by the MPAA. Much more rare is the “red band” trailer. That’s the one only adults should see. We here at CHUD are very proud to bring you the red band trailer for The … Continue reading

SHOUT AT THE DEVIL: THE FOUNTAIN EDITION

Ever since The Fountain first started screening on Wednesday morning I have been haunting the internet’s many chat rooms and message boards looking for one thing: barely legal girls to chat with on IM. And while I was at, I also kept an eye out for feedback about Darren Aronofsky’s wonderful film. I wanted to … Continue reading