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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

TEST BALL

Probably a bad idea to bring Tandy back for Driving Another Miss Daisy. Name: Tequila Worm (unofficial) AKA: Vomit Creature, Reverand Barf, Puke Floorcrawler, On a Scale of One to Ten I’m Regurgiteight, Midget in a Mansuit, The Cabo Wobble, Spew Sutcliffe, Jessica Bile.Appearances: Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) – BUY IT FROM CHUD … Continue reading

HUGH GRANT IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY?

Warner Brothers just released the poster for Music and Lyrics, a new romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. That’s right folks…Hugh Grant. In a romantic comedy. I was actually just saying to my girlfriend the other day that we’re past due on a decent Hugh Grant Romcom. Seriously. Don’t make fun, but I’m … Continue reading

EDDIE MURPHY COMES BACK TO BEVERLY HILLS

The only thing keeping a full-fledged 80s revival from happening is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s job as the governor of California. Bruce Willis is filming Die Hard 4, Sylvester Stallone has a Rocky movie hitting in a few weeks and starts on a Rambo film next year, and now Eddie Murphy is returning to Axel Foley in … Continue reading

PREACHER COMES TO HBO

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Preacher, the excellent Vertigo/DC Comics series about a priest with the commanding voice of God, his contract killer girlfriend and their drunken Irish vampire best friend, is going to be a one hour HBO show. Of all the comic book properties that people … Continue reading