Movie News

We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

AMERICAN REVOLUTION

Before I get on with this story, I want to forewarn you that I will be talking about Sam Mendes, and I will say that he is a directing a story along the same lines of Americ—no wait…come back! See, this is what I’m talking about. Ever since American Beauty arrived in 1999 to significant … Continue reading

ROKY DOKEY

I’ve got to be honest. I don’t know much about 60s rock psychedelia. I also stole Dark Crystal trading cards from the local 7-11 when I was in fourth grade. But back to that whole 60s rock thing…Palm Pictures, (distributors of the "Oh, dude- that Gosling kid is legit!" epiphany The Believer and 13 Tzameti) … Continue reading

GATCHAMAN GETS PRETTY

Back in January, we posted a story about the upcoming Gatchaman (known by most people here in the states as G-Force) and how it’s being tackled by Imagi studio and the crew that’s bringing you the CG Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (opening wide tomorrow). Things seem to be moving positively and steadily forward, as Imagi’s … Continue reading

STARSHIP TROOPERS 3

I know, I know. I’d rather write about another Starship Troopers movie myself. Hell, even writing about a feature-length episode of the CGI TV show would be preferable. But you go to press with the releases you’ve got, and this one is all about the Godforsaken Starship Dave, Eddie Murphy’s next film with Norbit director … Continue reading

THIS MUMMY IS FEARLESS

There was a rumor floating around a few weeks ago that Jet Li was in talks to hop aboard The Mummy 3 as the big baddie. The Rumor Mill wasn’t lying- Hollywood Reporter is now officially stating that Jet Li is officially in talks for the role. Apparently, in The Mummy 3 China is the … Continue reading