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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

JIM SHERIDAN LOVES THE BROTHERS

One of the most intriguing films of 2005 is shaping up to be one of the most promising remakes of 2008. Yes, even better than All of Me. Susanne Bier’s Brothers (fancy Dutch title: Brødre) was a punishing tale of a family torn apart by the return of a husband/father/soldier assumed dead after being captured … Continue reading

MEET MY DAEMON

In the world of The Golden Compass, people’s souls live outside of their bodies in the form of daemons. As a child your daemon changes shape constantly from one animal to another, but as you get older it eventually finds the animal that best represents who you are on the inside and sticks with it. … Continue reading

SHANKMAN!!!

The depressing irony of Adam Shankman producing an All of Me remake with Queen Latifah in the Lily Tomlin role is that I guarantee you their number one choice for the Steve Martin role is Steve Martin. Desperately searching for a new Peter Jackson after Bob Shaye pissed the first one off with the company’s … Continue reading

YOUR CHANCE TO HECKLE DEVIN!

Everybody else on the internet is producing or writing movies, but I’m stuck on a different path: I’m appearing in one. It’s a documentary by the name of Heckler, and here’s the official synopsis from the Tribeca Film Festival: Comedian Jamie Kennedy confronts hecklers and heckled alike in this wry, spirited documentary. With appearances from … Continue reading

THE CROP REPORT – 4/25/07

The Crop: The Dirty Dozen The Studio: Warner Brothers The Director: ? The Producers: Joel Silver The Writer: Scott Rosenberg, Andre Nemec and Josh Applebaum The Actors: None attached. The Premise: The journalist daughter of a supermarket magnate gets kidnapped in Pakistan by a band of bloodthirsty terrorists. After a failed Navy Seal rescue ups … Continue reading

DAVE DAVIS AND TYRESE: TOGETHER AT LAST

Former CHUD superstar Dave Davis is hitting the big time – no, those indictments didn’t come down, but rather he’s got a script that’s on its way to becoming a movie. The movie is Condition Dead, and it’s described as ‘a no-holds barred zombie film in the vein of James Cameron’s Aliens.’ The script got … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #90

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91. Enjoy!* # 90 – Wanted: Dead or Alive The illegitimate son of a Quaker and an explosion, Jerry had his daddy’s hands … Continue reading

CHUD’S 50 BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS, DAY 3

Welcome to the next CHUD List. We’ve tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we’ve begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We could very easily have spent this whole article discussing sequels and … Continue reading