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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

CHE FULL OF GRACE

When I’m right, I’m right. A couple of weeks back everybody ran pictures of Benicio Del Toro in a big beard, saying that was his look for The Wolf Man. I knew it wasn’t so, and I figured that was his ‘last days of Che Guevera’ beard. Turns out I was right, as Steven Soderbergh’s … Continue reading

SEATTLE: ENJOY GREAT LOCAL FILMMAKING

Seattle area Chewers, you have a chance this week to see a very local, very indie film vision in the form of June & July. I’ve written about how much I like the film before, and now it’s starting a week-long engagement at the Northwest Film Forum. Here’s the official synopsis: Winner of our Local … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE DOES BO – 7/20/07

You know what I love? When people complain about things to hide the fact that they’re talking about something totally awesome about themselves. Like: "You know what the problem with having a lot of money? All the taxes." Or "I can’t believe how many men were trying to fuck me on Friday night, it was … Continue reading

SUPER ROGEN

Way back in 2005:Q: Are there any dream roles that you’re looking at? Knocked Up could be opening a whole new world to you.Rogen: Any superhero in any capacity. I would be Namor.Q: You would want to wear those Speedos?Rogen: I would be anyone. If they’re in a comic book, I would be them.Sure The … Continue reading

WOLVERINE SLIPS ON A HOOD

For today, Tom Rothman, we are cool. I don’t know if this was a Rothman decision or more of a Hugh Jackman/Lauren Shuler Donner move. Doesn’t really matter. Whoever’s responsible, they done good. Gavin Hood is a great director who’s about ready to make a leap to the A-list this fall with Rendition, a politically-charged … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #77

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 77. Enjoy!* # 77 – The Beast Within With his … Continue reading

RICHARD (LINK). LATER!

I will miss ol’ Richard Franklin. The Australian director of Psycho II, Cloak & Dagger, Roadgames, and seminal orangutan opus Link has left us thanks to that merciless killer, Cancer. He was a staple of my formative horror pre-teens and a constant Fangoria interviewee during their golden years [ah, I miss the old Fangoria], a … Continue reading