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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

IS CLOVERFIELD COMING INTO FOCUS?

This article includes much speculation and probable bullshit. It is presented to you as something interesting to consider, and not being presented as anything more than a very vague half-rumor.If you were one of the thousands of fans packed into the room for our Masters of the Web panel on Sunday at San Diego Comic … Continue reading

SHOOT ‘EM “R”

As there appears to be no review embargo on Michael Davis’s Shoot ‘Em Up (David Poland and Variety‘s Peter Debruge have already weighed in), I’ll come right out and say it: this is the Crank of 2007. And if you didn’t like Crank, well, you can just haul your pinko ass back to Russia, Ivan. … Continue reading

MAD MAX AND THE JUSTICE LEAGUE?

Latino Review is reporting that they’re hearing that George Miller, the man behind Mad Max, Babe and the huge hit Happy Feet, is being tapped to direct the Justice League movie. All of this makes a lot of sense. Moriarty over at Aint It Cool ran a news item this weekend saying that Warner Bros … Continue reading

NEXT IT’LL BE JUST CALLED COCK

The new Will Smith superhero movie, originally titled Tonight, He Comes, has been changing its title as it has been shooting. First the film was retitled John Hancock, which sounds like a movie set in 1776. Now it’s been shortened even further, to just Hancock. Han Cock. That’s what Harrison Ford slipped Carrie Fisher, I … Continue reading

YOU’RE GOING TO TRAILER HELL

Sometimes you just have to sit up and say, ‘Yay, internet.’ You can be forgiven for thinking that the net has devolved into nothing more than flame wars, kiddie porn and inane cat memes perpetrated by retards… but every now and again a new website pops up that makes you remember the magic of this … Continue reading

THE CHUD KILL LIST #72

Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here. Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73. Enjoy!* # 72 – … Continue reading