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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

ONCE… AGAIN

The other day I got this email: A couple weeks ago it appeared silly and glaring that the chud dot com website is to the upcoming movie Superbad, what Fox is to the GOP. Couple weeks later these aspects have amplified. I don’t know what to say to that except that we really, really like … Continue reading

THE DEVIN’S ADVOCATE: LOVE TRAIN #3

Hey, it’s the first Tuesday of the month and that means it’s time for a brand new Love Train, that special installment of The Devin’s Advocate where I only drip positivity and sweetness. The idea here is that I am bringing a respite from the bile and hate that apparently clouds my every post (seriously, … Continue reading

STALK EDGAR WRIGHT IN LOS ANGELES!

If you’ve ever wanted a chance to get near Edgar Wright and you’re anywhere near the Los Angeles area, this is the week for you. Tonight Edgar will be doing a Hot Fuzz DVD signing at the Virgin Megastore at Hollywood and Highland, and then Sunday he’ll be presenting a Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz … Continue reading

DRAGONS TO SOUTH KOREA: PWNED!

Guess what ain’t a joke no more? It’s D-War, the perpetually-delayed, endlessly trailered monster flick out of Korea. Like Duke Nukem Forever and nude (and attractive) Olsen Twins, this flick has become a sort of internet urban legend. We never really thought it would be finished, much less released. And now it’s earned twenty freakin … Continue reading

A FLASH OF EVIL

It’s just about time for another Resident Evil movie! I probably shouldn’t tell you how happy that makes me. Sony’s shambling, brain-hungry franchise heads into the high desert in just a couple weeks with Resident Evil: Extinction, which title doesn’t exactly fill me with hope. To help get you excited, Sony has created a little … Continue reading

CG KITES!

I was fine with The Kite Runner‘s poster conjuring up happy memories of Searching for Bobby Fischer; I am, however, disheartened by the Gump-ian sight of CG kites whisking about the frame in this boilerplate trailer for a movie I no longer want to see. This is the game. Though I will always give David … Continue reading