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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

HITMAN GETS HIT

Hitman, the video game adaptation starring Timothy Olyphant, was looking promising. Jeremy liked the script, and reports that the movie was going to be very violent and hard R were heartening to us sick types who like that kind of thing. Now it’s looking less promising. A lot less promising. Twitchfilm is reporting that director … Continue reading

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT SALVATION

Warner Bros has scooped up the distribution rights for a whole new Terminator trilogy, the first film of which starts shooting early next year. Just to make sure you’re not confused and to make sure you don’t have to learn to count above three, the new film will not be called Terminator 4 but rather … Continue reading

CHOPPER IN SPACE

Aside from the Spielberg summit at Universal, the big nerd news of yesterday was Eric Bana getting cast as the villain in J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek. This would all be much more interesting if Abrams had leaked the surely brilliant screenplay by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman; then, we’d know if Bana’s character, Nero, will … Continue reading

THUNDERCATS GETS A HO

Hollywood, if Nick’s Sleestak article wasn’t enough to convince you that there are some things not worth going ahead with, I’m going to send along the results of a survey recently conducted at a sixth-grade class (the Thundercats’ prime demo) in my hometown. Kids were asked what they thought about a Thundercats movie. The responses: … Continue reading

THE GOLDEN COMPASS CALLS ON A HIGHER POWER

THE POWER OF CRAIG COMPELS YOU! Anytime an extended theatrical trailer has to spend a full three minutes explaining in gratuitous detail its basic reason for being (i.e. its hook), it’s time to worry. That’s why the geniuses at New Line have are taking no further risks with the $150 million-plus investment that is The … Continue reading

SPIELBERG IN A RUSH ON TRANSFORMERS 2

According to Steven Spielberg, you’ll be getting that Transformers sequel whether you like it or not, and you’ll be getting it real soon. During today’s meet-and-greet on the Universal lot, Spielberg revealed that not only will the story for the Transformers 2 screenplay be turned in next week, the film could very well go before … Continue reading

SPIELBERG SPILLS ON TINTIN

I just received a breathless phone call from Devin as he was leaving his half-day visit to the set of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (prick). Turns out he (and a select few online outlets) got to spend quite a bit of time chatting up Steven Spielberg. And it sounds like … Continue reading