UPDATE: Trekmovie.com did the legwork and found out that Starburst had no clue what the hell it was talking about – George Takei is not in the movie, and there is no role for Old Sulu in the script, which cannot be changed at this point. Still, enjoy the clip from the Shatner Roast. George … Continue reading →
A couple of months ago, John Cusack was being touted as a Best Actor contender for his performance as a grieving father of two in James C. Strouse’s Grace is Gone; now, he’s considered an also-ran (as is the movie in general despite a brand new score from Mr. Oscar himself, Clint Eastwood). Motherfuckin’ vicissitudes… … Continue reading →
Eve said she wasn’t going to go nowhere. Where did she go? She blew our minds, and then poof.Hey, LA people? You should be aware of the WRIGHT STUFF by now, right?ALL ABOARD THE S.S. NEW LINE, THE SAFEST SHIP IN THE WORLDThis weekend is barren, so let me do a two-parter on the history … Continue reading →
After thinking for a few minutes about George Miller’s potential Batman, I’m actually relieved to turn to new job as marketing assistant by proxy for the Ford Motor Company. See, there’s a new Knight Rider pilot in the works, and KITT 2008 has been revealed! Yeah, hooray. It’s a five trillion horsepower Shelby Mustang GTXV2000HKTVONTR … Continue reading →
"But if George Miller is thinking Superman or Batman for the young Mr. Brody, then this project is fucked beyond belief." Sometimes, we don’t even know how wrong we can be. Quote above is what Jeremy had to say a month and a half ago about the casting of George Miller’s upcoming Justice League, and … Continue reading →
Set me down at the end of the bar where no one but the saggy old woman tending can see us, put down a bottle and wait a couple hours, and I might tell you how much I actually, truly enjoy House of Wax. The remake. The one that was part of the nascent torture … Continue reading →
If you live in Los Angeles and read CHUD regularly, this update shouldn’t be necessary. But just in case you’ve been busy lately and/or are a fucking idiot, here’s your friendly reminder that The Wright Stuff begins this Sunday!!! For two weeks this December (and if we’re lucky, maybe more), Edgar Wright is going to … Continue reading →
I’m not the guy that thinks every discussion of The Dark Knight turns on an opinion about Batman Begins. Not so with Louis Leterrier’s upcoming The Incredible Hulk, which has an explicitly and rather shamelessly stated goal of wiping out the film Ang Lee released in 2003. Granted, I’m also not one to mount a … Continue reading →
Now that he’s broken Major League Baseball’s (and, more importantly, Hank Aaron’s) career home run record, I’m pretty sure Barry Bonds’s place in the record books is secure unless George Mitchell’s investigation yields a definitive list of everyone who took steroids in the game’s history. Barring the highly improbable discovery of such a list, the … Continue reading →
New Line is famous as the studio who gambled everything on making all three of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films at once; it’s almost hard to remember a time when that wasn’t just a risk, it was a huge and possibly crazy risk. It’s not a risk they’re taking on a second time … Continue reading →