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We could simply cut and paste stories from Variety, but we don’t. We’re too amazing for that. We RETYPE articles from Variety…

TRACHTENBERG IS DOWNRIGHT INCESTUOUS

Does the sound of Michelle Trachtenberg trying to fuck her father (Matthew Perry) as a seventeen-year-old boy (Zac Efron) get you hot? What’s that? You’d just prefer the sight of Trachtenberg performing lazy, heroin-fueled sex with Perry in a dingy motel room off of Route 6 in Freemont, Ohio? Me too. Sadly, this is not … Continue reading

DELLAMORTE’S BOX OFFICE WRAP – 11/30/07

Product Ducats Dollar Dead Presidents 1 Enchanted $17,023,000 (-50.6%) $4,563 $70,620,000 2 This Christmas $8,400,000 (-53.2%) $4,520 $36,891,000 3 Beowulf $7,882,000 (-52.3%) $2,425 $68,613,000 4 Awake $6,011,000 $3,002 $6,011,000 5 Hitman $5,800,000 (-56.0%) $2,350 $30,204,000 6 Fred Claus $5,500,000 (-48.0%) $1,608 $59,783,000 7 August Rush $5,150,000 (-45.3%) $2,229 $20,354,000 8 No Country for Old Men … Continue reading

SMAUG GETS IN YOUR EYES

It’s feeling a bit rumory on the internet these days. The latest to come down the pike arrives thanks to MarketSaw – a blog I never heard of before this week when they broke a picture of an Avatar alien apparently legit enough to force Fox lawyers to send out cease and desist letters – … Continue reading

HOW BIG IS CHRISTIAN BALE’S PART?

Last week Harry Knowles and I both learned that Christian Bale would be in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. Harry’s source told him that Bale would be playing John Connor, while mine wasn’t so sure. Harry has assured me that his source is 100% ironclad reliable and certain, so I take the guy’s word that … Continue reading

…AND NOW WONDER WOMAN, TOO

It’s just a Justice League Friday. First the (rather dubious) Batman casting news, and now Quint at AICN is reporting that he can corroborate an Australian magazine’s claim (and long-standing rumor) that Aussie model Megan Gale will be George Miller’s Wonder Woman. Was it this photo that sold him, with the subtle Mad Max aesthetic? … Continue reading

EXCLUSIVE: IN BRUGES POSTER

Did you catch the In Bruges trailer we ran the other day? (Click here if not) If you did, you know why this film jumped to a very anticipated spot on my moviegoing list. And you’ll also know why I’m psyched that CHUD gets the exclusive premiere of the film’s poster. I dig the postcard … Continue reading